He also granted us some Miller High Life.

Just like a fairy tale.

Kids do the darndest things...

That or he's just brain damaged.

You don't wanna know what was on that hand

Word of the Week: Ludicrative

(adj)

Making money off a ridiculous situation.

Example: Gouging gas prices 30 cents overnight because of a little unrest in the middle east. Proof the iraq "war" accomplished nothing.

Hippie: Not to be Confused with Herpes

What happens when you have a BEACH music festival in the Piedmont?

You get THIS JEWEL:

The Hippie: NOT on *****

Don't f***ing do it.

Just ignore him, he'll go away in a minute or so.

Krispy: SRSLY

Just take your compliment and leave.

Ole' No-Pants

Ever happen to you?

Stop requested

Krispy on the mic, 1-2, 1-2

Maybe almost?

Introducing - Mahler

Touchy touchy

Peanut-butter Jelly and a Baseball Bat.

AND bullshit too